The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
(via fuck-regrets-be-happy)
THIS IS SERIOUSLY A SALAD DRESSING COMMERCIAL
WHAT ARE YOU REALLY TRYING TO SELL
Oh man I love salad!
(Source: fweecarter, via dancestinuh)
saving-peoples-lives-recovery:
Don’t worry, be happy
(via expresswithsilence)